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Streptomyces puniceus is a bacterium species from the genus of Streptomyces which has been isolated from soil. Streptomyces puniceus produces vinactane and viomycin.
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Kenzingen is a town in the district of Emmendingen, in Baden-Württemberg, Germany. It is situated on the river Elz, 23 km north of Freiburg.
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Kosovo competed at the 2019 World Aquatics Championships in Gwangju, South Korea from 12 to 28 July.
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