{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
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{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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