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Guillermo Rodriguez is a Mexican-American talk show personality and comedian best known as the sidekick to Jimmy Kimmel on the American late night talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live!. He rose to fame while working as a parking lot security guard at the Hollywood Boulevard studios. He continues in-character and title as the show's security guard.
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